I think I laughed for good 10 minutes reading Uncle Vernon trying to say these wizardry words, so I thought I’d share it with all of you.
These come from chapter 2 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
PSA: spoilers for up to chapter 2 of OotP
A true gem, Uncle Vernon is. Let me know if I missed any instances of him being magically inept. 🙂